Thankfully, we still don’t know the identity of our
mysterious donut benefactor, “Benjamin Franklin”. So now it’s time for some
wild conjecture about their identity, based on no evidence (a la CNN). First,
we know that the note was written in pen. So, they’re obviously intelligent
enough to write with a pen. Unfortunately, while this eliminates all
departments outside of Biology, it doesn’t tell us more than we already
suspected. The next clue is that the pen they used was blue. This suggests that
they are quite physically attractive (beautiful, or possibly handsome), in
addition to their intelligence. Again, this pretty much encompasses all of
Biology, plus Jordan and our beloved janitorial team. So, no closer to the
truth. I guess it remains a mystery.
Great!
Wednesday Donuts, LAP S185, 10am.
-MLJ
PS->Donuts courtesy of Biology’s Best Friend Forever
(BBFF), “Ben Franklin” (BF)!
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