Do you have trouble getting to donuts on a weekly basis? Are you desperately afraid that a stray calorie might adhere itself to your middle? Are you paralyzed by the thought of having to speak to your colleagues for even a half hour a week? Thanks to your dear friends at Black Belt Clown, your problems are about to be solved.
These donuts, which you can make yourself, have zero calories, zero social requirements, and you can make them anytime, and anywhere. Because they’re futuristic, you can also avoid the hassle of taste, smell, and mouthfeel in favor of everyone’s favorite donut feature: the appearance. Do you love just looking at donuts like I do? If so, your moment has arrived:
And, if you’ve got $0.99 burning a hole in your pocket:
Non-electronic donuts: LAP S185, Wednesday at 10:00.
PS->Donuts this week courtesy of the three nicest girls to ever commit themselves to a life of non-Ecology: Sampada Kharade, Surashree Kulkarni, and Kristen Bertling. Really, these women are amazing. You know those seminars where they mention hedgehogs at the beginning and then you don’t understand another word? These three ladies UNDERSTAND THOSE SEMINARS. And they’re generous with their money, too. Thanks!