Recent research published in the Stockholm Noble Prize Journal has shown that people who excessively limit their intake of calorie-optimized foods, such as donuts, are more likely to be depressed, boring, ugly, and professionally and romantically frustrated. It turns out that an intake of a donut to a donut and a half (depending on height and hair color) per week is optimal for most individuals. To ensure that everyone in Biological Sciences is optimally healthy, we’ve carefully calibrated our Wednesday donut supply. Don’t forget to take your weekly dose tomorrow. Lapham S185, 10am.
PS->This week’s donuts courtesy of Dr. Erica Young. Dr. Young is a skilled scientist and teacher, unfailing in her willingness to help students to learn and succeed in their educational goals. Dr. Young is also an excellent colleague, always approachable and welcoming of student and professional researchers looking for guidance and advice. Dr. Young is unquestionably an asset to the Department of Biological Sciences and UWM.
PPS->That was pretty nice, huh?