Sara's First Donut Email (Wednesday Donut Reminder!!)

Although Mattias is lying around catching some rays in the sunny state of California, my undercover carrier pigeon Peggy informed me that he would much rather be here in the far superior Milwaukee, Wisconsin for the most beloved event of the week, Wednesday donuts!

Reasons why Wisconsin is better than California:

Better donuts. This is so well known it doesn’t need statistical evidence to support it.

Better cheese. Wisconsin produces over 600 varieties of cheese made from the milk of our premium cows, and California only produces 250 from their inferior cows. Another fun fact, Wisconsin won 94 awards in the 2012 World Cheese Championship Contest and California won a whopping 3....

Lake Michigan is better than the Pacific Ocean. I mean come on..if given the option I think everyone would rather take a dip in Lake Michigan, than the Pacific Ocean. No brainer.

Better donuts. Okay just to keep it the facts coming… the local Pick n’ Save bakers at 1100 E Garfield Ave come in at 2 AM every Wednesday morning so they have enough time to ensure that the quality of the UWM Biology Departments donuts is to the very best standards and can be found nowhere else in the world, especially in comparison to the pitiful monstrosities that California bakers produce.

Better beer. Wisconsin has an unprecedented 70+ breweries including large breweries, microbreweries and brewpubs. California can only boast having just over 30…embarrassing.

Better people. All the statistics show that Wisconsinites are much more fun to hang out with compared to California beach bums, because we all know that is all they do in California.

Oh and of course better donuts!

Now Peggy is off to see what Mattias’s reaction is…If this doesn’t get him on the first flight back to Milwaukee to make it back in time for donuts, than you all must join in the donut picture messaging tomorrow morning! So don’t miss Wednesday donuts Lapham S185, 10am.

Cheers!
-Matilda (Mattias’s evil twin)

P.S. -> Donuts this week are courtesy of Dr. Emily Latch! Dr. Latch has been a frequent supporter of Wednesday donuts by her generous donations. When not devoting her time to her own research, Dr. Latch enjoys challenging fellow colleagues to pipetting contests. It is rumored she challenged our very own Nelson “the Flash” Castilho to a PCR plate filling contest and filled 100 plates in the blink of an eye. Nelson hasn't been the same since….