Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Donuts in California

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Free Passage!
Emigration to California
The Directors of the California Donut Company hereby give notice that they are ready to receive applications for Free Passage to their First and Principal Settlement, from Bakers, Sugar Boilers, and Biologists, being attractive, and not exceeding 40 years of age. Strict inquiry will be made as to qualifications and character. The Company’s Emigrant Ships will sail from Milwaukee early in September next.
Further particulars and printed forms of application may be obtained at the Company’s Offices.
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I think I’ll apply.
-MLJ

PS->Donuts this week courtesy of our very own Department Chair, Daad Saffarini. Daad chairs the heck out of this department. She makes all the other department chairs look like department squares. Another department asked her to chair them, too. When she said no, they disbanded the department rather than accept some lesser substitute. Sometimes Daad also sits in a chair, when she chairs.

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