The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your goal to be greasy
There must be fifty ways to eat a donut
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to eat a donut
Fifty ways to eat a donut
You just start at the back, Jack
Grab one in each hand, Stan
You don't need to be shy, Guy
Just listen to me
Eat one on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Free samples are free, Lee
And often greasy
Ooo start at the back, Jack
Grab one in each hand, Stan
You don't need to be shy, Guy
Just listen to me
Eat one on the bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Free samples are free, Lee
Often greasy
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish I had a donut to give you, to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About Donut Wednesday?
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to eat a donut
Fifty ways at Donut Wednesday.
-MLJ
PS-> I don’t know who picked up the wand this week, but Thanks, Mysterious Benefactor. ;-)
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