Other Uses for Donuts

7/15/2008, 5:16 PM

You know, it's never been a problem here at Hatfield, but it can (rarely) happen that donuts live past their prime. In those unlikely circumstances, it's best to buy some new donuts, and to find an alternate use for the vintage ones. Here are a few ideas:
1. Drink Coaster
2. Paper Weight
3. Door Stop
4. Dog Toy (best not to let the dog eat it, though)
5. Support for the short leg of the couch
6. Pen and Pencil Holder
7. I'm tired and
8. can't think of
9. three more, sorry.
10. Feed it to a graduate student

Come have a fresh donut, Wednesday 10:00 in the staff lounge.
-MLJ

Mattias Johansson
Marine Fisheries Genetics
Coastal Oregon Marine Experiment Station
Hatfield Marine Science Center
2030 SE Marine Science Drive
Newport, OR 97365
Phone: 541-867-0421
Fax: 541-867-0345
http://oregonstate.edu/~johansma