Thursday, May 15, 2014

Wonuts? Bah, back in my day...

So, I read on this newfangled inter-net blog from NPR that there’s a new donut hybrid available:
Personally, I just can’t understand this trend. First you have your cronut, then the sconut, then the blonut (that’s the bubblegum-filled one that’s so popular now). Where does it end?
In my day, we were happy if the donuts were filled at all. Sometimes it was mustard, but we were still happy. Those were different times, back in the mid-2000s. That’s why we stick with the old ways at Wednesday Donuts. No fusion donuts here, just old-fashioned donuts for people with old-fashioned ivory tower values.
Wednesday Donuts – LAP S185 10am.
-MLJ


PS->Donuts this week courtesy of Dr. John Berges. Dr. Berges is Canadian, eh. In Canada the national religion is to worship a former hockey player, Tim Horton. Some people go to the Tim Horton temple every day. With that level of religious fervor, it might be time for some drone strikes. Just saying. Canadians are good people though, because they share our Wisconsinian love of cheese that’s chewed up and spit out. Our mutual love of cheese curds may protect us in the event of a donut-themed religious war... 

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