Here in NB14, we plan a lot of evil schemes. You know, because it’s a basement, and that’s the kind of thing you do. Unfortunately, a lot of our schemes have been going wrong lately. For example, we had the idea of taking over the world by stealing all the toilet flush valves from campus. Sadly, someone else got there first, so now we just really need to go to the bathroom.
We decided recently to try our hand at a non-evil scheme. While we brainstormed, I
told Heidi to buy me a donut subtly hinted to Heidi that I would think better with a donut and coffee. She didn’t have any money. So we thought to ourselves: you know who has money? Other people.
Presto! A scheme is born.
Wednesday donuts. 10am, LAP S185. BYO mug, donation, smiling visage.
Donuts this week courtesy of Dr. Chuck Wimpee. Chuck’s mustache does more science in a day than your whole body does in a week, slacker.
-MLJ
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