Your stomach is almost empty.
2000 Calories 700 Calories
Your Donut Quota Has Failed To Meet The Set Quota/Limit Which Is 2000 Calories.
You Are Currently Running On 700 Calories Due To Missing Last Weeks Donuts.
Please Click the Link Below To Validate Your Attendance And Increase Your Quota.
To Fail To Click This Link And Validate Your Donuts May Result In Loss Of Important Calories In Your Stomach/Or Cause Hunger Pangs.
PS->Hopefully someone picked up the wand last week. I wasn’t paying attention. If it was you, thanks!