Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Donut Attack

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Donut Attack
1. Be patient while they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: eat them.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection: napkins and bib.
6. Empty the display case, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep chewing, keep quiet, keep alert.
9. No donut store is best, but some are better.
10. The donut may be gone, but the threat lives on.