Congratulations, Donut Winner!

Dear [Insert Donut Evader’s Name Here],

You have won a new 2014 Ducati Multistrada motorcycle, a new 2014 Subaru XV Crosstrek, or a new 2014 Sea Ray 205 Sport powerboat, of your choice, in a raffle you don’t remember entering. To claim your prize, come to Lapham Hall, room S185 between 10 and 11am on Wednesday, April 16, 2014. Prize winners will be required to show valid ID. An optional raffle cost deferral payment of $25 may be donated to cover the cost of future events.

-MLJ

PS->Donuts this week courtesy of Dr. Gerlinde Höbel. What is there to say about Dr. Höbel? She’s obviously very generous with her $25 bills, and a great teacher and scientist. But she’s also pretty Rock n Roll. You can tell by the metal umlaut in her name. The more umlauts, the more bädäss. Thanks, Dr. Höbel!

Mättïäs Jöhänssön, PhD

University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee

Department of Biological Sciences

P.O. Box 413

Milwaukee WI 53201