There were a lot of new faces at the gym yesterday. I can
only assume that they were there as a result of some kind of misguided
“resolution” that means they’ll clutter up the machines for a week or so before
they give up the dream of ever looking like they've been Photoshopped.
My hope is that there are at least a few right-thinking
people out there who've instead resolved to enjoy life more, stress about their
bodies a bit less, and come out for a donut at every opportunity.
Which side of the line do you fall on?
Donuts is back on for 2014! Starting tomorrow, LAP S185
10am.
-MLJ
PS->Donuts this week courtesy of Vyara Matson. Originally
a backup dancer for Doug E. Steebs’s rap group, the Funky Fresh Five, Vyara has
ascended to a position of unquestioned authority as Benevolent Overlord of the
GOBS organization, as well as the writer of incomprehensible (but no doubt,
genius) papers on immunology. Now, she’s topped her previous achievements by
chipping in for donuts. Awesome. Thanks, Vyara!
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