(Donut) Would you rather?

Donut Nuts,

Maybe you’ve heard of this game. The premise is that you’re offered two options (generally unpleasant) and you’re required to choose between them. Here are a few you can think about:

1. Would you rather
A. put a squirrel down your pants for five minutes? B. put a donut down your pants and keep it there all day?

2. Would you rather
A. eat nothing but donuts for the rest of your life? B. Drink nothing but soda for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather
A. say “donut” after every sentence? B. touch your nose every time anyone says “donut”?

4. Would you rather
A. have a donut tattoo? B. have a misspelled tattoo?

5. Would you rather
A. sing a song about donuts in front of your coworkers? B. do a donut-themed interpretive dance in front of your coworkers?

6. Would you rather
A. miss Wednesday donuts? B. miss a half hour of work?

-MLJ

PS->Don’t miss Wednesday donuts. Tomorrow. 10:00.