There’s been some talk lately about someone (possibly the HsO) (Londi, we’re looking at you) bringing homemade donuts to the Wednesday Donut Festival. While this is a very good idea, there is a possibility that, due to the inexperience of the bakers, the whole experiment could end in tears. To prevent this from happening, I’ve compiled a list of appropriate vs. inappropriate donut toppings. Hopefully this will help guide the process to a successful conclusion.
1. Appropriate: Nuts
Inappropriate: Nails
2. Appropriate: Maple Frosting
Inappropriate: Maple Leaves
3. Appropriate: Powdered Sugar
Inappropriate: Powdered Glass
4. Appropriate: Cinnamon
Inappropriate: Cyanide
5. Appropriate: Sprinkles
Inappropriate: Tequila
6. Appropriate: Icing
Inappropriate: Ice
7. Appropriate: Soylent Green
Inappropriate: Soylent Orange
8. Appropriate: Bacon
Inappropriate: Tofu
9. Appropriate: Chocolate
Inappropriate: Chalk
10.Appropriate: Candied Fruit
Inappropriate: Fresh Fruit
-MLJ
ps-> Come to Donuts, Wednesday 10am, in the Donut Lounge.
pps-> Seriously, don't just read the emails for a laugh.
ppps-> Josh, Monita, Lynne: this means you.
Mattias Johansson
Marine Fisheries Genetics
Coastal Oregon Marine Experiment Station
Hatfield Marine Science Center
2030 SE Marine Science Drive
Newport, OR 97365
Phone: 541-867-0421
Fax: 541-867-0345
http://oregonstate.edu/~johansma
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