Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Homemade Donuts? The Dream Continues...

There’s been some talk lately about someone (possibly the HsO) (Londi, we’re looking at you) bringing homemade donuts to the Wednesday Donut Festival. While this is a very good idea, there is a possibility that, due to the inexperience of the bakers, the whole experiment could end in tears. To prevent this from happening, I’ve compiled a list of appropriate vs. inappropriate donut toppings. Hopefully this will help guide the process to a successful conclusion.

1. Appropriate: Nuts
Inappropriate: Nails
2. Appropriate: Maple Frosting
Inappropriate: Maple Leaves
3. Appropriate: Powdered Sugar
Inappropriate: Powdered Glass
4. Appropriate: Cinnamon
Inappropriate: Cyanide
5. Appropriate: Sprinkles
Inappropriate: Tequila
6. Appropriate: Icing
Inappropriate: Ice
7. Appropriate: Soylent Green
Inappropriate: Soylent Orange
8. Appropriate: Bacon
Inappropriate: Tofu
9. Appropriate: Chocolate
Inappropriate: Chalk
10.Appropriate: Candied Fruit
Inappropriate: Fresh Fruit

-MLJ

ps-> Come to Donuts, Wednesday 10am, in the Donut Lounge.
pps-> Seriously, don't just read the emails for a laugh.
ppps-> Josh, Monita, Lynne: this means you.

Mattias Johansson
Marine Fisheries Genetics
Coastal Oregon Marine Experiment Station
Hatfield Marine Science Center
2030 SE Marine Science Drive
Newport, OR 97365
Phone: 541-867-0421
Fax: 541-867-0345
http://oregonstate.edu/~johansma

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