Donuts: Special Place Special Time 11am, LAP N202

So, I was in Portland over the weekend. The cool one. In Oregon. I went there to check out a new donut place: Blue Star Donuts. You probably haven’t heard of it. It’s pretty new. I had a cinnamon sugar donut and a decaf and got rained on. It was great. Now I’m back and it’s time for donuts again.

This week’s donuts is in LAP N202 at 11:00-12:00, due to another room commitment.

-MLJ

PS-> Doug E. Steebs stole our donut room, but he makes up for it by buying donuts this week. Thanks, Dr. Steeber!

One Morning Only: Donut Mountain Ramblers! Lapham N202

Tomorrow morning, come to Lapham N202 for a special performance by the Donut Mountain Ramblers!

This electro-punk square dance band has been variously described as “tolerable”, “loud”, and “unqualified” by fans and critics alike.

Led by Wardell “Filipe” Alberto on  washtub bass, the band features Flem “Mattias” Johansson on jaw harp, Chestina “Evil Sara” Schaal on concertina, Willodean “Heidi” Hargarten on the jug, with rhythm by Spurgeon “Nelson” Coelho on spoons.

Ms. Schaal and Ms. Hargarten will also teach attendees traditional Appalachian flatfoot slam dancing.

Refreshments courtesy of the band.

Wednesday donuts. 10am. LAPHAM N202 this week.

-MLJ

To the man that hath no donut in himself

From the Bard himself, William Shakespeare:

“The man that hath no doughnut in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet pastries, Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; The motions of his spirit are dull as night, And his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted. Mark the doughnuts.”

Change your ways, you avoider of doughnuts. Tomorrow, 10am, LAP S185

-MLJ

PS->Donuts this week courtesy of Dr. Charles Fendrel “Chuck” Wimpee. You know Chuck’s generous nature. You know his love of teaching and mentoring. Now you know his secret middle name. Thanks, Chuck!