The HsO Division of Children’s Affairs is proud to announce two new sleep aids for children: Twilight Donut, and Sleep Cruller.
Twilight Donut projects donut stars and constellations onto the walls and ceiling of any room. Three flavor options—Chocolate, Maple, and Cream Filled—create a tranquil atmosphere. Shuts off automatically after 30 minutes. A donut map identifies the constellations. Runs on a mother’s love, and 3 AAA batteries (not included). Item #36688 $99.00
-MLJ
Donut Jeopardy
Concept: Like Jeopardy, except the questions are donut themed, and contestants eat a donut anytime they answer a question wrong or another contestant answers a Daily Double correctly.
Reason Rejected: Two contestants went into hyperglycemic shock after the pilot episode.
Donut Name-That-Tune
Concept: Contestants attempt to name classic donut-themed tunes based on the first few notes.
Reason Rejected: There aren’t any classic donut-themed tunes.
Donut Double Dare
Concept: Teams of children answer questions or dare the opposing team to answer them or complete a donut physical challenge. Final round consists of a series of donut challenges, completed by both teams.
Reason Rejected: Condemned by the American Obesity Association and American Medical Association.
Concept: Contestants attempt to win donuts by spinning the “Wheel of Donuts” and solving word puzzles.
Reason Rejected: Not Rejected. Currently the highest-rated game show in
With most of our concepts rejected, we’ve got lots of leftover donuts. Come help us deal with them this morning at 10:00 in the staff lounge.
-MLJ
