I first saw her ordering coffee at the deli counter. The most beautiful girl in the store. Soft skin, lovely eyes, and a glorious smile. I knew I had to make her mine. Imagine my surprise when she approached me. The graceful way she opened a paper bag melted my heart, then she opened the case. I knew from her look that I was the one she wanted. As she put me into her bag, I knew we would be together forever: she, as my precious love; and I as the cellulite on her butt.
-MLJ
PS->Donuts this morning courtesy of Mark Camara. Thanks, Mark!
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