College.Bismarck.DonutGenomics

Hatfielders,

I'm starting to feel the end of my PhD approach, so I've started looking for interesting positions to apply for. One that caught my eye is attached below. It's a tenure-track position, so I'm probably a dark horse candidate, but it seems a good fit. Wish me luck!

-MLJ

PS->Don't forget to come out and have a donut with me tomorrow at 10:00

in the staff lounge.

Mattias Johansson

Marine Fisheries Genetics

Coastal Oregon Marine Experiment Station Hatfield Marine Science Center 2030 SE Marine Science Drive Newport, OR 97365

Phone: 541-867-0421

Fax: 541-867-0345

http://people.oregonstate.edu/~johansma

-----Original Message-----

From: bakedir@bakery.ca [mailto:bakedir@bakery.ca]

Sent: Wednesday, September 09, 2009 11:55 PM

To: Johansson, Mattias - FW

Subject: Job: CollegeBismarck.DonutGenomics

Assistant Professor, Donut Genomics

Assistant Professor. The Department of Biology, College of Bismarck, invites applications for a tenure-track position in Donut Genomics at the Assistant Professor level to begin August, 2010. Candidates must possess a Ph.D. in the bakery sciences or a closely related field, an addiction to fried food, and an active donut comedy writing program.

The particular area of research in donut genomics and the type(s) of frosting are open, but the selected candidate will be expected to assist with the training of graduate students in the Fried Pastry program . Teaching responsibilities may include undergraduate courses in baking and brewing a decent cup of coffee, and graduate course that complements current donut genomics offerings in the baked goods master's program.

The College of Bismarck is a public liberal arts and sciences institution of 12,000 students, with MS degrees in Donut Eating and Coffee Drinking, and a commitment to excellence in fried food.

Information about the Bakery Department is available online .

Applicants should submit a curriculum vitae, their grandmother's secret donut recipe, copies of comedic musings on donuts, and three letters of reference from their local donut shop to:

Chair, Donut Genomics Search Committee

Department of Bakery

College of Bismarck

Bismarck, SE 36688

or (preferred) electronically to donuts@cofb.edu

Screening of applications will begin September 15 2009. The College of Bismarck is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer and encourages applications from women and minorities.